“Rejoice with those who rejoice; mourn with those who mourn.” Romans 12:15
Remember the orange cat? He’s grown up nicely into a very sweet loving kitty cat that I love despite his color and has provided us loads of entertainment with his sweet gestures of flopping down in front of where ever we may walk wanting us to rub his belly. He’s also started a little game with us called “Sneak into the House”.
It all started about a month ago when we had a little cold snap. The kids wanted to bring him in.
Okay, it was me. I thought his little kitty paws might be cold.
Anyway, I let him wander around the house and he found a wonderful spot called “Under the Bed”. He could hide just behind the dust ruffle and then when he noticed I sat down on the floor right on the other side of the dust ruffle to play with him, he could sink his claws right into my bottom causing me to holler and my son to almost wet his pants from laughter. It was quite the little game we had going. Ha ha, hee hee.
Then he found that if he moved to the exact center of Under the Bed, no human arm could reach him. Well, it had been so long since we’d had a cat in the house, I’d forgotten about flushing them out from Under the Bed with the broom handle, so we just let him be, thinking he’d come out when he was ready.
We thought he’d come to us. But he decided to go out the other way and see what adventures he could find in the rest of the house. What he found was the Hamster Cage!!
We found him with front paws wrapped completely around the hamster cage, and his kitty nose pressed in desperation up against the thin bars that separated him from his prey, and a look of unfathomable luck upon his face. We had to practically pry his claws off of the cage and sent him back outside.
And then he had to live with the fact that we keep tasty cat treats in a cage in a nice warm house.
And it was just too much for him to live with.
So, for the past several weeks we’ve occasionally found Sunny hiding under the bed waiting for the right moment in which to unleash his Master Plan. Lying in wait, I believe it is called.
He’d only made it into the room with the hamsters a couple of times, but was quickly discovered and ushered back to his natural outdoor habitat. Sunny practiced his murderous skills several times in the past few weeks, picking off several birds that have visited my bird feeders. He’s left their lifeless bodies on my front porch as a sign of things to come.
Or maybe affection. Depends on who you ask.
And so it was tonight that Sunny decided to finally unleash his Master Plan for either liberating the hamsters or having a tasty treat.
I had left with the children to return two friends to their home, and the hub sat at the kitchen table working a Sudoku puzzle and reading the newspaper. Sunny apparently sneaked in the laundry room door when one of the four children was exiting the house to get into the car. In my mind, he probably went straight for the center of Under the Bed to wait for the perfect moment.
So while the hub was enjoying an otherwise uneventful quiet moment to himself, Sunny pounced. He jumped on the top of the hamster cage, ripping it from its perch on a stand by the window, knocking a hamster bedroom insert completely away from the cage itself, and exposing a large gaping hole through which he would retrieve his snack. Unfortunately his plan did not include the hub grabbing him by the scruff of his neck, spanking his bottom, and depositing him back outdoors so quickly.
Pine pellets and hamster bedding slung all over the floor, it wasn’t surprising that the hamsters had escaped. The elder of the hamsters has been out at least on one other occasion since we’ve had her and she tends to run in a circle around the cage until the humans show up, but the other hamster is young and new and really doesn’t care for humans that much in the first place, so she decided to make a run for it.
The hub said he could see her hiding behind the cabinet peeking at him, but as soon as she noticed he saw her, she would run to another spot. The hamsters are robo dwarf hamsters, which the lady at PetSmart said meant “fast”. The hub confirmed this definition after having several misses in catching the baby hamster before snagging her back into her cage.
I returned after depositing the excess children at their home and found the hub at the table reading the newspaper and working a Sudoku puzzle. He told me of all his action while I was out and I thought I would die laughing. He didn’t find the experience as funny as I did.
Probably a classic case of: “Guess you (didn’t have) to be there!”
The pine pellets and hamster bedding still remain on the floor.
He’ll probably laugh tomorrow when I have to clean them up!